THE LORE

Ancient pixel scrolls. Probably accurate.

1

The First Egg

Long ago, a single pixel egg appeared on the blockchain inside a forgotten wallet. No mint. No fanfare. Just an egg, sitting there, radiating a suspicious amount of warmth and an even more suspicious amount of vibes.

2

The Hatching

One day the egg cracked and out tumbled a chubby golden dragon wearing a knight helmet two sizes too big. It immediately caused a gas spike, knocked over a candle, and looked very proud of itself. The legend had begun.

3

The Swarm

More eggs appeared. Each dragon hatched dressed differently: wizard hats, checkered shades, tiny crowns, red ties. None of them know where they came from or why they are here. But there are vibes, and the vibes are immaculate.

4

The Prophecy

The ancient scrolls foretell that TBA dragons shall hatch, that TBA holders shall be chosen, and that an unknown but frankly alarming number of memes shall be created. The scrolls were last updated by a dragon who could not spell.

MORE CHAPTERS BEING WRITTEN

The dragons are still deciding what happened next.